I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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