bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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