I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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