I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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