READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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