i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
