i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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