i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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