I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize