her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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