i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?