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• (815): View more from Illinois

  It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.

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• (805): View more from California

  He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?

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  Mobile recharge?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You texted me a picture of your face along with #help

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I guess I'm open to more types of dick now

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay

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