Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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