Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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