why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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