what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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