worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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