I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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