We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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