Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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