I got chris browned last night
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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