dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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