I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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