ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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