you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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