Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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