@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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