i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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