i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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