shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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