There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I need to align my fucking chakras
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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