ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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