what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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