Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
he laminated a picture of his dick.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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