So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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