I wanna bring you to show and tell
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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