there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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