Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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