My cat gives me a boner
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
