Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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