Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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