Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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