Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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