This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
you will always have a special place in my vag
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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