Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
sex in a hospital.. check
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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