Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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