we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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