I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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