can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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