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You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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