If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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