you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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