You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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