I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
being pregnant is like rehab
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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