What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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