Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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