hotel room ftw
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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