Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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