hell yes lets make some ravioli
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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