i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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